I read somewhere that Mark Twain referred to Anne
Shirley as “the dearest and most loveable child in fiction since the immortal
Alice.” Have you ever read “Anne of
Green Gables?” How about any of L. M.
Montgomery’s other books featuring Anne Shirley, maybe eight in total? Ever seen the fantastic movies made in the
Eighties, starring Megan Follows as Anne?
(Anne will always have Megan’s face in my mind). If you’ve read at least the first book and/or
seen the movies, you might remember scenes such as Anne breaking her slate over
Gilbert Blythe’s head, Anne getting her friend Diana drunk with “raspberry
cordial,” and Anne’s many wild and imaginative schemes. Good stuff, I’m telling you!
Now, forget all the “butterflies, lollipops and
rainbows.” Anne of Green Gables is full
of sad undertones. Anne is orphaned and
sent to live with a kindly but somewhat emotionally distanced older couple who
must grow, over time, to love her. She never gets any “breaks,” but creates
them herself. Through courage, wit and
her continued use of imagination and sheer determination, she succeeds in
creating a happy life for herself. This
is one of the many reasons I love L.M. Montgomery’s books.
Now: forget
Anne! Ever hear of Valancy?
A dear book-loving friend introduced us twenty years
ago, and I’m forever indebted. Thanks,
Barbara! One of L.M. Montgomery’s
lesser-known books is entitled “The Blue Castle,” and all I can say is, it
rocks!!! (No apt Victorian equivalents
of this expression came to mind. Do
forgive me!) It’s the early 1900’s, and Valancy
is an “old maid,” living with an unfeeling mother and supremely annoying aunt,
and the description of her colorless life is chilling. Yes, chilling! Then, one day, Valancy is shocked to learn
that she has only a year to live. What
she decides to do with her final year on earth is fantastic, and results in
some of the funniest scenes I’ve ever read.
Yes, the book is around a century old, so some passages and dialogue might
seem wordy and stilted-sounding to modern ears.
Not quite as much as when reading Jane Austen, mind you. J
Anyway, I adore Valancy, and I also love another
character. He’s s a man who, in my mind,
rivals even the famed Mr. Darcy. The man
is named Barney Snaith.
Barney?? Yes,
it’s a horrible name for a romantic hero, but Barney Snaith he is, and he is a true hero! The love story that occurs between Barney
and Valancy is truly one of the sweetest, most genuine love stories I’ve ever
read. "The Blue Castle" also provides the
reader with many, many examples of L.M. Montgomery’s wit and perfect ability to
describe a character with a few, choice words:
·
“Mrs. Frederick (Valancy’s mother) had
been a Wansbarra and the Wansbarra smile was not an asset.”
·
“She (Valancy) had always liked the old
sinner (a man named Roaring Abel). He
was such a jolly, picturesque, unashamed reprobate and stood out against the
drab respectability of Deerwood and its customs like a flame-red flag of revolt
and protest.”
·
“[Cousin Gladys] had neuritis—or what she
called neuritis. It jumped about from
one part of her body to another. It was a
convenient thing…always if any mental effort was required she could have
neuritis in her head. You can’t think with neuritis in your head, my
dear.”
·
“Uncle James. Handsome, black, with his sarcastic,
trap-like mouth and iron-grey side-burns, whose favorite amusement was to write
controversial letters to the Christian
Times, attacking Modernism. Valancy
always wondered if he looked as solemn when he was asleep as he did when
awake. No wonder his wife had died
young.”
·
Valancy describes herself in this
way: “…apart from her eyes she was neither
pretty nor ugly—just insignificant-looking.”
·
She thinks of Barney like this: “He was not a great talker. He told a great deal in a few-well-chosen
words…and he had a knack of saying things without opening his mouth at
all. ‘I like a man whose eyes say more
than his lips,’ thought Valancy.”
The requisite happy ending is reached by the end of
the book, not without a few twists and turns.
Should you read this book? If you’re
a guy, maybe not. But, if you’re a girl,
yes! If you swoon over Mr. Darcy (whose
first name is Fitzwilliam, and who is not a self-made man), or drool over Mr.
Rochester (a liar who is willing to commit bigamy) then you must give Barney a chance! You must, I tell you! Tip: You can buy the paperback online for .99, plus shipping. No, you can’t borrow my book. I read it so many times it fell apart.
Cheers to Ms. Montgomery, and happy reading!
I about died laughing when you called Mr. Rochester "a liar who is willing to commit bigamy". Oh, my dear Jane Eyre, I do love thee so! But it's SO TRUE!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Spring! I'm afraid I've offended so many fans of Mr. Rochester out there. The funny thing is I love Jane Eyre myself. One of my all-time favorite books! :-)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/29/books/review/are-we-too-concerned-that-characters-be-likable.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0
ReplyDeleteAnd this is my response. No, Mr. Rochester is not "likeable". But I still love to hear him calling "Jane!" across the moors!!!